On the day of Ernie Villa’s magnum opus (that bears a striking resemblance to Romeo and Juliet), he is horrified to find his entire cast is incapacitated and the only person available to help is the meek company understudy, Chris Mackleroy.
Ernie and Chris battle through the hiccups of staging a 7 person tragedy together despite technical glitches, botched lines, bad acting and an unexpected surprise! They’re determined to hobble through regardless of what happens. And whatever you do, remember, it’s Definitely Not Romeo and Juliet! Funny slapstick, satire and something for the entire family.
Age: 14's and under to be accompanied by an 18+ adult
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