TICKETS

£48.25 - £54

A statement from Dawn French;

“This show is so-named because unfortunately, it’s horribly accurate.There have been far too many times I have made stupid mistakes or misunderstood something vital or jumped the gun in a spectacular display of twattery.

I thought I might tell some of these buttock-clenching embarrassing stories to give the audience a peek behind the scenes of my work life…

Roll up! Book early to see the telly vicar lady be a total twat on stage, live in front of your very eyes. And ears.”

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(Up to 24 hours before show, subject to availability)

Event details


Comedy


Age: 14's and under to be accompanied by an 18+ adult


parking

Discounted parking tickets are available online or at the box office.


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No flash photography or iPads are allowed.


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Kindly note the advertised price includes a booking fee (BF) of 15%.


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No externally bought drinks or any liquids - only certain food will be allowed. See our house rules for more information.


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All events at Portsmouth Guildhall include a ticket restoration levy.


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See our house rules.


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Hospitality

Exclusive, relaxed and dedicated!

You can add this option during purchase at TicketMaster or by calling the Box Office

Comedy & Curry

Enjoy the finest curry in Guildhall Walk!

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Pre-Order drinks

Pre-order your drinks online or via our app and simply pick them up from your designated collection point.

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