This twisted tale is a parody show based on one of the worlds most popular novels of the 21st Century.

Have you had your letter to Shagwarts School of Fairies, Faggots, Bitchcraft and Wizardry?

Join Cherry Trotter and her two friends: Aura Sheeran and Danii Hemorroid Danger as they go on a fabulous journey to save Cherry’s life and break the prophecy.

Get your wands ready and prepare to be taken into the naughty side of the wizarding world.


This show is 18+ and contains: Strong language, flashing lights, smoke effects, a giant spider, full frontal nudity, magic and secrets.


Event details


Approximate running time: 120 mins

Age: 18+


Discounted parking tickets are available online or at the box office.


No flash photography or iPads are allowed.


Kindly note the advertised price includes a booking fee (BF) of 10%.


No externally bought drinks or any liquids - only certain food will be allowed. See our house rules for more information.


All events at Portsmouth Guildhall include a ticket restoration levy.


See our house rules.


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